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Cthulhu Virtual Pet Publisher: NeuroCreativa Platform: Android Price: Free! Do you love Cthulhu?  Do you love Tomagotchi?  Oh boy, do I have a treat for you!   Cthulhu Virtual Pet does exactly what you think it would.  It allows you to raise your own adorable eldritch horror through means all too familiar to children of the 90's. The idea is to raise a happy and healthy Old One through regular baths (despite living in the ocean), feeding him all manners of organisms, and by plaguing humanity with the priest of R'yleh.  To assist with this are four meters that must be kept up: food, sleep, health, and happiness.  There are a variety of activities to increase each. Aside from the game itself, there are several mini-games available.  They range from a Flappy Bird knockoff to a bridge builder and several others based on simple tapping.  Unlike the main game, these mini-games are frustratingly difficult. CVP is a very slow moving game. ...

Release: 2nd half of March 2016 Platform: Xbox One Lords of the Fallen is very reminiscent of the From Software titles like Dark Souls and Bloodborne. Its not as polished, but still fun.

Where is Xur? Publisher: Crocus Games Platform: Android Price: Free! If you play Destiny, you are familiar with Xur.  You're also familiar that he only shows up on the weekends for a set amount of time and his inventory is randomized.  Adding to that frustration, his location within the Tower is randomized.  Week after week, numerous guardians search the tower for Xur and hope that he'll have something good for them. Where is Xur? simplifies this task by pinpointing him on the map, showing his inventory, and the cost.  It's simple, to the point, and reliable.  If you play Destiny, this is a must-have app.

On a very spiteful night, I encounter numerous technical issues. Along the way, I talk about Batman V Superman, Gods of Egypt, and steak and blowjobs.

The first Games with Gold Xbox 360 title for March 2016 is Supreme Commander 2.  I absolutely loathe the RTS genre.

Seriously, this writing team is great.

I pooped a little.

Adblock Browser Publisher: Eyeo GmbH Platform: Android Price: Free! Ads suck.  Unfortunately, in our glorious capitalist society, most content creators, sites, networks, etc. rely on ads.  Over the years, these ads have been increasing in number, aggressiveness, and overall annoyance.  Worst of all, some ads have malware behind them that will try to install on your device and generally ruin your day.

The first Xbox One Games with Gold title for March 2016 is Crimes & Punishments: Sherlock Holmes.  It's slow, predictable, the controls are bad, the mini games even worse, and is frustrating.  Yet, I want to play it out.

During a recent match in Star Wars Battlefront, I ran into the famous bounty hunter.  I thought we used the same rifle, but his seems to be a little too powerful.

Always look above you for drop titans.

I hit a loading wall on Earth and found my back now had a better range of motion than an owl's neck.

I got extremely lucky (or was it skill?) while doing the Iron Banner competition.