ZeroAnd09

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In which our hero learns to never meet his heroes. Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Store: bit.ly/ZeroAnd09_Store Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

We have an online store! Sea of Thieves has fishing! I have thoughts on Avengers: Endgame! Redbubble Store: bit.ly/ZeroAnd09_Store Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

A review of the Chaplin hit "Modern Times". Also, I'm so sorry about the dryer. I had totally blocked it out. Won't happen again. Promise. Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

A review of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

The review for Hitchcock's 1959 film "North by Northwest". Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

In which we dissect the Hitchcock horror classic. Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

In which our hero learns to stop worrying and how to love the bomb. Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

Our first week of classic horror films starts here! Join me as I break down and give my impressions on the 1922 classic, Nosferatu. Write the Show: theunwashedasses@gmail.com Twitter: @ZeroAnd09 Site: www.zeroand09.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/zeroand09

I loved Avatar the first time I saw it.  I consumed all three seasons within the span of a few weeks.  The best part about it was that I was able to watch it with the family.  I wouldn't think of subjecting them to the torture that is this movie. I despise M. Night Shyamalan with a passion.  He is a hack that has no place directing, let alone, writing movies.  The twists aren't clever, the pacing is awful, and he brings out nothing in his actors.  The fact that he got his hands on this property is beyond me. Instead of my normal review format, I've decided to try something new.  I'll construct a list of pros and cons to try and give this movie a fair chance.  Let's see how it goes. Hated Casting - In a show featuring primarily Asian and Indian cultures, why were all the main cast Caucasian?  It has absolutely nothing to do with acting ability, but when Aang is whiter than Powder, it destroys my sense of disbelief.  Sure yo...

I'll admit, when I saw the first Twilight film, I wasn't going to give it a fair shake. I was surprised that it wasn't awful, it at least at decent cinematography.  I sat through mediocrity, much as I do with a majority of movies.  It wasn't anything special.  I went into New Moon the same way, I wasn't disappointed. This was a horrible movie. The plot was inane drivel with souless acting all around. The only character I felt for was Jacob, as he was being friend zoned from the start. Bella is a selfish bitch who will do anything and use anyone to get back with her equally selfish "vampire" boyfriend. Jacob bends over backwards for this incredibly bland girl with nothing to offer and time after time is reminded that he won't be getting anything from her. When he leaves, she is distraught, but not because she truly loves him. No, it's because she doesn't have a bitch to take her mind off of Eddy. I would have given anything to have seen her d...

I like to consider myself a strong willed person. I'm very skeptical when it comes to movies, not wanting to find myself wishing that I had the last two hours of my life back after watching a particularly awful movie. But there are certain franchises that I'm a slave too, Resident Evil being one of them. By no means am I a fanatic, I don't collect every action figure (though I tried...) and I resisted the venomous hooks of the shooters and ports. But when I saw that a CG film was in the works, a film that should by all rights make up for the atrocious live action films, I nearly wet my pants with excitement. I still don't know how I blocked out all the flaws of the CG cutscenes in the games. RE: D is a cash in, short and simple. Capcom looked past the innovation of the brilliant RE4 to pull the rotting horse carcass out of the closet to bludgeon it some more. The trailer was misleading, it gave an exciting look at a new scenario, an airport. This is a classic horror m...